Charles Underwood

Yes, it is his real name. We met this delectable man tailgating at the Eagles game Sunday morning. He was going around asking to wash people's car windows.. Classic! We kindly said no. Then he asked for change, and we kindly said no again. We did give him a Miller Lite, which he gladly took.

I don't remember how we came across asking for his name, but he showed us a newspaper article and sure enough had a picture of him and his name underneath it. I am guessing that was his form of ID. What a wonderful specimen. I wish I asked him to read the article, but he was making all of us a little uncomfortable. For example, he decided to tell us he was in prison before, has done smack, and also hates certain types of people because he does not trust them... what a guy!