Directions Bum

As Mike and I were walking to the Warsaw Cafe (great place for Pirogies and Polish beer), we came across this man laying in the street. He was very willing to give us directions to where we wanted to go. He told me "Wherever you are going, take a left.. that's where all the women are going. Follow the women". But why would I take advice from a may laying on the ground eating a sandwich? Come on!